Tuesday, March 26, 2013

sneak peak on the amazing 5th grade gorilla!

Chapter 1
You need tickets.

Once upon a time there was a big gorilla who wanted to go to school.  Then he got a dog but once he accidentally put a computer in the  bread he was feeding to his dog.  Then the gorilla wanted to shrink his dog because his dog got bigger (because  the dog grew).  So the gorilla put his dog in a pail of water.  But then the dog couldn't get out so the gorilla put a mop on the bottom of the pail.  And then he jumped on the mop's end.   But he didn't know that it would make the dog and the pail fly into the air.  Since he didn't know what would happen the dog and the pail went flying into the air.  Then Christopher Cattumbus sailed from sunny Spain across the mighty ocean and through wind and rain.    






Look for: mrs. Olsen and the garbage boat!!!





      

Friday, March 22, 2013

Good books and movies

MOVIES on netflix:


The Garfield Show: I absolutely love the part in season one where the bunny slippers get bigger and have red eyes! shhhh! don't spoil the ending It's not scary! I'm afraid of lots of things!!!


 Garfield and friends: I love this one!!!  the episode "mutant guppies" the scary guppies try to eat the cats!!!                                 

Martha speaks: good movie!!
not on netflix: herbie

BOOKS!
garfield will eat for food    

garfield gets his just desserts

magic kitten series 

animal ark series

Saturday, March 16, 2013

monster trucks

my brother,loves monster trucks!!!!        a photo of him and me!!!

Sunday, March 10, 2013

bad kitty 2!!!!!

ok,bad kitty, I'll read you a story! here we go! the knight in shining spit rode terifyingly  on his trusty tongued hose.     oooooooh!!!!!      nice shirt, b bumble.   oh, well, let's watch the binky the clown show.    "let's eat the end"

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Mexico

we are going to mexico some time on an air plane. but not this air plane.


it never snows in mexico!

BAD KITTY and THE TALK!!!!

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj     these are a bunch of j's, you know?     wana' talk?    ok.     I understand.               ok, bad kitty, I tried to write this all down, so did you say that big kitty smells like moldy corn chips, and strange kitty hit uncle murry on the head with a spatula, and so that's why uncle murry said somthing about fish, and bad kitty, is that what you said, right?   and strange kitty said, "look out for the      spatula!!!"   wait!!  did you hear it?! find out in the second page right above me somewhere!!!!

Thursday, November 1, 2012

as the cat


Once upon a time in the Hundred Acre wood where pooh shared his carand with his friends, The dog was the only in the forest and he saw a cat and he chased the cat and then fell asleep. Then the dog woke up and saw the cat and saw Holly   riding a horse. The dog was named Max. Then the horse with Holly on its back,  jumped over Elyssa and the dog. And then somebody fed the dog bread but the bread had a computer in it and then the computer did something funny it did “ditherditherditherditherditherditherdither...............” Then it went KAPOWBANG!!!!!  Then Holly and Elyssa saw Sarah had a cat and all the animals played together. They  awlays played together, all of them.   and all dogs helpd the animals.  but        max, he couldn’t do enything as he used to.  at night time, he always tried to howl,
but what came out, was: aaaaaachchchchooooooooooo!!!!”  so elyssa took max to the vet.
the vet said he had bat sick, b/c he had ate bats.  and that was BAD!
plus, tigger was the DR.tigger  cheking him.
and he gave max a shot! “hoooooooooohgcwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllll!” 
said max.   “grahm cracker whats?    “me, my, do nothing nat or nap, baby sister!”
“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,  babys!”
you big bad baby!!! “@!#$%^&*()!”said big bad baby.
“you stink like the barn bathroom and stinky dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Babe is the talintedst pig  i’ve ever seen!!!
BUT THEN REX THE DOG 
HURT FLY!
                        
AND THEN REX ATE MARGABORT AND 
      
ELEASNORT! THEN BABE WON THE SHEEP DOG CONTEST, AND ALL THE JUDGES HELD UP A HUNDRED POINTS! AND ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS WERE WATCHING THE SHEEP DOG CHANNEL ON THE FARMER’S TV. FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
gutts! smwile! ekkkkkkkkk! hook, ‘me ‘look!
Ayuthaya jjjjjjjjjjiiii!!!!!
that bag thingy !HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
HI. BOO!  LA. DA. HA. MAMA!
LAMA. LAMA.
RED PAGAMA.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

The Daliy Mews

I love to go trick- or-treating!!!
the daily mews
Halloween is fun!!!



All The Pumpkin Paches are all open!

B!

b!  bat's bobby booboo sale.  c!  crunching catapilers!
d!  doing dishes!


e!  Eating air!

Fall FunI

I love picking apples in Fall.  I have my own apple tree.

My brother loves doing jumps on his bike.  He likes to do wheelies.

My sister loves playing tea party.

We went to the pumpkin patch.  I love going there.

My mom made bat and owl cookies.  We loved eating them.  They are tasty.  Mommy made them for A-dino's preschool.

My sister loves soup.

My brother loves picking apples, too.

I love the apples from the tree.  They are tasty!

Isn't my sister cute?


It's fun going to the pumpkin patch!

I got the biggest pumpkin!  And my mom got wet!

We saw a beautiful rainbow at the pumpkin patch!

Do you like our bat tree?

My brother made a Halloween haunted house miniature garden.


We went to a party at my school.

My sister is a fairy.

And I am a leopard.
I added a ghost to my brother's miniature garden.

My brother is going to be a robot for Halloween.

Monday, July 16, 2012





Sam's somgh dough


“BOO!” said sam.  “HOT WHEELS, why are you eating the dinner plate?”
sam and HOT WHEELS were at a restaurant.  “but that’s how I keep
safing ercs and tyer er . . . 12 34 56 78 90 DITHDITHDTH. (my way of saying eating).” Said HOT WHEELS.  BUT THEN . . .   DITHDUMDITHDUMDITHDDUMDITHDUMDITHDUMDITHDUM !
  “ what was that?” said sam. “oh,” said HOT WHEELS “that was just me, Burping.”
“HOT WHEELS!” said sam.  But then . . . 
sam fell  asleep.  But then  . . . HRHHRHHRHHRHHRHRHHRHRHHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHR & then ,  a tree ate them all  up. 
in the tree’s roots,
sam red a story.  oliver and the super heros get banged up