Thursday, November 1, 2012

as the cat


Once upon a time in the Hundred Acre wood where pooh shared his carand with his friends, The dog was the only in the forest and he saw a cat and he chased the cat and then fell asleep. Then the dog woke up and saw the cat and saw Holly   riding a horse. The dog was named Max. Then the horse with Holly on its back,  jumped over Elyssa and the dog. And then somebody fed the dog bread but the bread had a computer in it and then the computer did something funny it did “ditherditherditherditherditherditherdither...............” Then it went KAPOWBANG!!!!!  Then Holly and Elyssa saw Sarah had a cat and all the animals played together. They  awlays played together, all of them.   and all dogs helpd the animals.  but        max, he couldn’t do enything as he used to.  at night time, he always tried to howl,
but what came out, was: aaaaaachchchchooooooooooo!!!!”  so elyssa took max to the vet.
the vet said he had bat sick, b/c he had ate bats.  and that was BAD!
plus, tigger was the DR.tigger  cheking him.
and he gave max a shot! “hoooooooooohgcwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllll!” 
said max.   “grahm cracker whats?    “me, my, do nothing nat or nap, baby sister!”
“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,  babys!”
you big bad baby!!! “@!#$%^&*()!”said big bad baby.
“you stink like the barn bathroom and stinky dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Babe is the talintedst pig  i’ve ever seen!!!
BUT THEN REX THE DOG 
HURT FLY!
                        
AND THEN REX ATE MARGABORT AND 
      
ELEASNORT! THEN BABE WON THE SHEEP DOG CONTEST, AND ALL THE JUDGES HELD UP A HUNDRED POINTS! AND ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS WERE WATCHING THE SHEEP DOG CHANNEL ON THE FARMER’S TV. FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
gutts! smwile! ekkkkkkkkk! hook, ‘me ‘look!
Ayuthaya jjjjjjjjjjiiii!!!!!
that bag thingy !HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
HI. BOO!  LA. DA. HA. MAMA!
LAMA. LAMA.
RED PAGAMA.